Results of a recent research, shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your partner any more. He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But, not enough to enjoy yourself.
Dare I ask what stage you are in???
6 comments:
Funny and sort of sad - but very true!
Now that was funny!
-- Jarred.
I laughed my ass off when I read number four. Funny, when I read it to Justin, he didn't laugh at all... go figure!
That is very funny and true too. Although we have been together awhile now (going on ten years) we still are in the kitchen / bedroom cycle. lol
Um, you forgot the first category (type 0) Anonymous Sex.
This one was very popular with the locals. We got some good laughs.
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