Friday, October 31, 2008

I'm BAAACK!!!!!!

Well kids, I'm BACK!!! Florida was wonderful. I only stayed a week this time as I had to dogsit one of my best friends creatures (Golden Retrievers) and I wanted to be back by Halloween. Lots of fun. The weather was about half good. It rained cats and dogs for a couple of days I was there. Then there was a couple of sunny days and then it turned cold. My ass can go on a beach just about anytime - EXCEPT when it is 50 degrees out. Brrr... I went to a couple of boy bars and realized how much I missed Memphis in that aspect...

I had some really good visits with some friends. The most special time was when my friend Jack saw me and said "welcome home". That's when I realized that Sarasota is just as much home for me as Memphis is. I may not have as many friends there but what I lack in quantity, I make up for in quality.

Tonite I am going to my neighbors house for trick or treating and wine drinking. I have never stayed in my hood for Halloween. As it turns out, Halloween is the anniversary of my heart attack. That was 14 years ago today. It has only been in the past couple of years that I have gotten back in the spirit of Halloween and in a lot of ways it is exciting. I am going as the biker from the Village People. We'll see if I am the laughing stock.

Check out the pics that I took... all taken by me except for the hot boys, which I wish I could take... :-)

Monday, October 20, 2008

Life is Sweet!

It's that time again! Time to go sit my fat, happy ass on a beach in Florida for a week. I use that term "fat" loosely and advisedly, as I am returning to the Sunshine State about 20 pounds lighter than when I was last there. Can't WAIT to see all my peeps down there. I will post some pics when I return for the one or two readers that still drop by. I am going to work on being a better poster. I'll try hard, but I can't be CB... Now if I can just find me a big hunk of man-meat like these boys, then life will truly be excellent...

Later Peeps --

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Much Ado About Nothing...

Due to the lack of what we in Memphis so quaintly call "baby-daddy-mamma-drama" in my life, I submit a meme for your consideration. (I am SUCH the sucker for these things)


What's going on between you and the last person you kissed?
Not sure because I can’t remember who I kissed last…that sounds TOTALLY slutty, I know.

What was your worst mistake in your life?
Not going to law school OR taking this job – take your pick…

Would you get back with your last ex if they asked you?
Don’t really have an ex…

Name 3 thoughts you have at this exact moment?
(a) I’m HUNGRY
(b) Looking forward to exercise class tonite
(c) It SUCKS to be poor

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
If I will ever have someone fall in love with me at the same time I fall for them and if I will ever be more than a pauper.

Three feelings at the moment?
(a) hunger
(b) discontentment
(c) boredom

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
... as in want to puke b/c nervous? – oddly, I can’t recall one at the moment –I have tried
... as in love / crush? – to protect the guilty, we wont go there.

Does anything hurt on your body?
My knees (get your mind out of the gutter, bitches)

What are you listening to right now?
not much - -it’s actually kind of quiet here at work…oh, wait – my STUPID co-worker just came in. Now I will be listening to her talk ENDLESSLY without actually saying anything.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
Not a hole, but close enough

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
Safe in my bed asleep…alone

Who did you copy this from?
Jason L.

When was the last time you saw them?
Early summer I believe.

How well do you know them?
More socially than anything else

Where’s the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
Back of a van.

Do you wear glasses? No

Who do you love?
Right now, just me; friends, family.

What's the cd in your player?
some old jazz

Anything annoying you right now?
I think a better question would be – what is not annoying me right now?

Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
My aunt and friends when I go to Florida in a couple of weeks

Is there a friend particularly that you miss?
A dear friend that in town this weekend and went back to Philly.

What is your underwear color?
Light blue boxers.

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
Please…just point to anywhere in the US…

Are you going anywhere for the next summer?
Probably my usual Florida trips.

Do you have plans today?
Exercise class tonite followed by a drink at Mollie Fontaine’s

Last kiss mean anything?
Just good ol fun

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Sadly, probably Stein-Mart (it’s a dress shirt for work – I have better taste than this … really)

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
Don’t really have a crush right now…

When was the last time you were told you were amazing?
Hmmm… let me get back to you on this one…

Does anyone love you?
Actually, I think so…

Do you have many friends?
Yes, and I'm grateful for them all.

What girl/boy can you tell everything to?
Marshall, Lisa and Cindie

Do you dance in the car?
Yeah, I do… J

******** Part Deux*****************
Do you have any big plans for November?
Thanksgiving at Lisa’s house
Being off for the holidays
Enjoying the fall

What upcoming event are you most looking forward to?
My 40th birthday – I plan to go to Philly and New York

What was the last song you heard?
”Walking on Broken Glass”

What time did you wake up today?

What does your last incoming text say?
I do not text.

Is there a vase in the room you're in?
Somewhere, but it does NOTHING for this dump I in which I find myself…

Have you recently been insulted?
Not that I can recall…

Are there people you feel more connected to than others?
Yes, absolutely.

Are you more like your mother or your father?
Both actually – I have the good qualities of both, but my dad likes to say that I have my Mom’s WORST characteristics, which reallllly pisses me off.

Describe the pants you are wearing:
Flat-front khakis

Are any of your myspace pictures alcohol related?
Are you kidding?

What were you most recently happy about?
I had a wonderful walk at lunch…

Are you a fan of cake?
All kinds – but in particular strawberry and carrot cake

Are you shy?
I actually am in some situations.

Do you like music?
Absolutely! It is a reflection of the soul…

When was the last time you stepped in a church?

Have you ever seen the movie Little Miss Sunshine?
LOVED it!!

Ever been snow-mobiling?

Ever played lazer tag?

Ever been in a car wreck?
Yep! AND the fucktard left the scene!

Favorite fruit?

Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?

What was the weather like today?
Sunny and cool

Last thing you drank?

Who was your FIRST prom date?
Chris Rodgers

Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Sure do.

What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?

Where was your FIRST job?
Chic-fil-A. Still love there food…

What was your FIRST car?
1979 Datsun hatchback, beige.

Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Again – do not text

Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Whatever idiot that was on the morning news.

Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Holt

Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Don’t remember… I was so young…

Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Mike, from childhood… and no.

What was your FIRST sport played?
It should read “first and only” – soccer. I don’t like to get sweaty. Actually, I do, but…

Where was your FIRST sleep over?
My house, I think

Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
My mom

Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My aunt Janet’s when I was 4yrs old

What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Peed. Well, you asked…

**********Part Trois*******

Whose birthday is coming up?

Last time someone has given you butterflies?
About two weeks ago.

Do you have nice eyes?
I sure do.

What is something you need to go shopping for?
New fall clothes

Were you happy when you woke up?
I was grumpy.

What song are you listening to?
Some classical piece on Public Radio

When was the last time you smiled?
Little bit ago

What woke you up this morning?
My stupid alarm clock.

Is your Myspace profile private?
it is.

What color is your toothbrush?
Green and white

Whats the last thing you purchased?
A really cool shirt on eBay.

Favorite clothing store?
Wow, it depends.The Buckle, Lansky, Lux, Tommy Bahama, Baer's Den

What is the reason behind your MySpace song?
I have old TV themes on my MySpace. Harkens back to a better time…

Are you talking to anyone while doing this?

Have you ever played an instrument?
I butchered the trumpet when I was younger.

What were you doing last night at 11?
Had dinner with a dear friend and was getting ready for bed.

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
Not at all

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with J?
Hell yeah.

What’s the strangest thing you have heard today?
Something my coworker was saying about a donkey being shot killed in Jackson, Tennessee because it rammed a police car and the tranquilizers didn’t work. I mean. WTF???

Name some people that made you laugh yesterday:
Teresa and Marshall

How late did you stay up last night and why?
until about 11pm – went to bed as soon as I came home

What was the last thing you ate?
Half of a turkey sandwich

Have you ever made out in a public bathroom stall?

Do you get distracted easily?

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Brushed my teeth

Are you jealous of someone?
Only those with more money than me.

Have you ever gone out with someone cause you felt sorry for them?
I have never given a pity date before, and I'm sure I've probably gotten one or two before as well.

Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel?
A five star…Why, you buying???

Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
My STUPID co-worker who has Head-Up-Ass Syndrome.

What is your current mood?

Ever had a surprise birthday party?
Actually, no

Do you prefer to take showers in the morning or night?
Anytime, or both

Last time you told someone you loved them?
Couple of days ago when my friend went home.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I'm a Pissy Bitch...

I have officially HAD it with people. I have discovered that I just plain don't like them. Just now, I was in the breakroom talking with a coworker. We were the only ones in there, so I was speaking in a normal tone of voice. Some goofturd intern walks in and goes to the snack machine to get something that will make him even fatter. So, not wanting the whole world to know of what I was speaking, I lower my voice. My friend does the same. After we conclude the conversation, we are giggling and walking off. Goofturd proceeds to inform us that "its not polite to whisper, people". WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Who in the FUCK does he think he is?!?!?!? I was not speaking to him because I do not nor do I ever want to know this little fucktard with Head Up Ass Syndrome. God Almighty.

Not to mention that I cannot STAND bad drivers. I seem to have encountered EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IN MEMPHIS today. And I have not even gone home yet where I am sure I will encounter more of these boils on the butt of humanity. I have been pissy all day over stupid people, but the intern just took the cake. I just need to breathe deeply ... and get laid...preferably by one of these. Yeah, that would make me feel better...

Friday, October 3, 2008

I'm A Happy Bitch...

Well, not too terribly much to report new in my life...except that I have lost another 2 pounds! That brings my grand total to 18 so far. I am hoping to loose at least another 10 if I can. I have been lifting weights like a fiend, so my actual weight may not go down that far.

On other looking forward to this weekend. My bestest friend is coming in town from Philly and I can't wait to see him tonight. I have this feeling there are going to be a couple of late nights clubbing and drinking for us drunks.

Also, we in the great city of Memphis (not) will have a big art and craft fair that hopefully I can go to on Sunday (if I am not too tired from partying). That's about it folks. Told you...nothing too exciting.

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