Friday, December 28, 2007

Kiss Off 2007

Wow! Another year has gone by. Can you believe it. They seem to go by so much quicker with each passing year. It REALLLLLY doesn't seem like 12 months ago since the last New Year's Eve party. It really doesn't. Yet so much has happened in these 12 short months. For me, by far the biggest, was coming out to my friends and learning to find my way in the gay community. I have certainly made my share of mistakes in this short time and I have a feeling that I will be trying to find my way for some time to come. The end of the year always brings about some form of introspection. Perhaps that is what the end of the year is see where we have been so we can see where to go. Generally, I, like most other lazy Americans, will make the same January resolution to loose weight or some other such silliness. But something happened yesterday to change my perspective on the way I view the end of the year. That thing was the assination of Benazir Bhutto. What a waste. This woman loved her country and was trying, against horrible opposition, her best to make it more liveable and fair for all of its citizens. And they had to kill her for that. At the end of this year, her story tells me to stand for what I believe is right. She certainly. Many would say look what it got her. It got her message of peace and democracy out to the world. One person can make a difference, even when they are gone. With all this said, I want to look forward to another year of opportunities and blessings. I hope each of you has a SAFE and JOYFUL New Year.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Merry Christmas to all...

I wanted to take this opportunity to say a heartfelt Merry Christmas to all my fellow bloggers out there. Since I wont have access to a computer for the next few days, I decided to send out these wishes now. I hope every one of you out there has the best holiday. Take time to be thankful for your family and friends and love each other...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

More questions...

I've done thieved again. I stole from Anonyboy once and he didn't get mad. So I thought why stop there. Here are the rest of his questions. Thank you, sweetie, for being so understanding...Now I owe you two...

Favorite city? NEW YORK CITY!!!!

Favorite color? LOVE Green.

Name something you can't wait to do? Retire and do something fun.

Last time you saw your mom? Last night.

Do you get along with your siblings? Don't have any, thank GOD, because I'm sure I wouldn't get along with them.

What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? That I would care less about what other people think.

How long have you been at your current job? 13 years, 2 months, and 11 days.

Last person you called? One of my best friends...question is...what did I call her??? :-)

Last thing you ate? A paninni for lunch.

What is your favorite/least favorite month? Least favorite is January -- WAYYYY too cold. Favorite: April -- SPRINGTIME!!!

What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? I don't think that I have...

Who's getting on your nerves right now? That's a loaded question. If someone is breathing, then its a good bet they are on at least one of my nerves...

Most visited webpage? Ebay, MySpace or Amazon -- sorry, I can't get more specific.

Last person you text messaged? I. Do. Not. Text.

Last person who made you sad? A friend of mine at work that I have known for 13 years -- she retired and didn't say goodbye.

Would you take a bullet for your best friend? In a heartbeat.

Favorite type of drink? beer, wine, vodka, gin, whiskey -- anything with an alcohol base.

Favorite food? Y'all gonna think I'm absolute trailer trash, but Rotel dip is my favorite. If it is at a party, I hover over the bowl. There is NOTHING on this earth better than Velveeta. Slap yo mama good...

Favorite dessert? Banana pudding

Ever been to Europe? Of course. I wanted to slap the French like everyone else.

Do you own a camera phone? Indeed I do. They come in quite handy at the most opportune moments...

Friday, December 7, 2007

Inquiring Minds...

OK -- I shamelessly stole this from Anonyboy, but I don't feel like a complete thief since he admitted to stealing it first.

Would you get back with an ex if you could? Don' really have one...

What kind of shirt are you wearing? Dress shirt and a tie.

Have you made out with anyone on your MySpace list? That would be a yes.

Do you have a "thing" for anyone in your top 8? See above answer.

How many people on your list do you know in real life? Every last one of them, except for the Tom guy.

How many kids do you want to have? None.

Do you have a good relationship with both of your parents? Good relationship with my dad, not so great with my mom.

Do you make over 40K a year? By the skin of my teeth.

Name one song you can relate to right now? "Holding Out For A Hero"

What name would you want to have besides the one you have? not sure, but something tough and sexy

Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? To quote Anonyboy who: "Of course not! Wait... Hell yes!" -- I can't add anything to that...

What did you do for your last birthday? Went out to dinner with very good friends.

What's your main ringtone on your phone? Just the plain ol ring that come on it. Sounds like an old rotary phone.

What time did you wake up? 5:41. I was painfully aware of the exact moment as I had a slight headache from last evening.

What were you doing at midnight two nights ago? Asleep, like all decent people should be.

How many exes are on your friends list? Thankfully - none.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Holidays are here...

Ok peeps-- I realize I haven't posted in awhile. Things have been busy for me and I have just not had the time to sit at the computer and let the creative juices flow. Plus, THANKFULLY, I have been a relatively drama free zone for some time. However good that may be for me, it doesn't do much for the blog. Yesterday, I was asked to play Santa Claus at a Chirstmas party this week. I have never played Santa and am very excited; however, I humbly realize that I share some less than appealing physical similarities with ol Saint Nick. My dearest friend, the gentle and sweet soul that he is (NOT) said that the idea of me playing Santa was so ripe with things he could say that he didn't know where to begin. I suggested that he not even try. Anyway, tis the season for Christmas parties!!! I LOVE a good Christmas party. One of the parties I'm going to this weekend has a theme of tacky Christmas sweaters. I don't have a tacky sweater, Chirstmas or otherwise and it troubles me that people would assume that I would. People...come on. Also, I have been proud of myself that I have not eaten myself into a sugar coma. I guess I shouldnt be to prideful, as I haven't been to my first Christmas part yet. So with the lack of drama to report or meaningful insights to impart, I offer the following funnies for your entertainment. DISCLAIMER: Please be aware that any jokes I offer are bound to be politically incorrect and have the potential to offend. If you are offended, then my mission is complete...

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."


The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?”

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, “First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, “Uh... no, I didn't know that.”

“Secondly,” says the lawyer, “My brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children.”

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

“Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, “I'm so sorry, I had no idea.”

And the lawyer says, “So...if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?”

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