Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Memphis Hurricane Names

What with all the goings on in Gulf with Gustav and three more storms in the Atlantic, I thought it would be nice to come up with a list of next season's storms based on some names I have come across in my fine town of Memphis, Tennessee.

These names are from people I have either actually met - I. SHIT. YOU. NOT. - or have come across my desk during the course of my lowly (and I do mean low)underpaid, unfulfilling McJob (note I did not say career) somewhere deep within the bowels of the local criminal justice industry. So without further ado, I submit for your consideration next year's line-up.

A - Andrewlicious
B - Bodelfonderic
C - Colostomus
D - De'Latuara'Kisha'Brinae'Nae
E - Excellence
F - Fornicatra
G - Genetarial
H - HuggiesUltra
I - Isreel
J - Ja'LeyaShe'bre
K - Kook

L - Larcenee
M - Melromeo
N - Nimrod
O - Optimym
P - PizzaLee
Q - Queenlordajesus
R - Rickishae
S - Shatsarly
T - Tampaxia
U - Untrueness
V - Velveeta
W - Willyvonne
X - Xzalhia
Y - Yawstaire
Z - Zankiyya

Let the comments roll...


Mike said...

Interesting names...
Willyvone and Velveeta are my favorites... I don't think we'll get that high on the name list.

Fornicatra... another interesting one...

BTW... the guy in the last pic you posted did it for me...

Brad said...

As a fellow Memphian, I can attest that these are legitimate names. One that you left out: Evergloss. I've known two women with this name.

cb said...

You are ABSOLUTELY making this shit up! You have to be! Colostomus?? Tampaxia?? Velveeta??


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