Even More Useless Information...

I am proud to offer even MORE useless information about myself. You can tell I am bored and there is nothing to blog about today… Mindless questions and eye-candy…life just can’t get any better than this. Actually, it can…


Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
I would like to think I would help him out…But since I have no ex, this is purely rhetorical…If it was a bad breakup, I may just enjoy the show…

Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
My God, the Immaculate Conception has struck again?!?!?! One of my best friends is gay and I tell him he LOOKS pregnant (that bump, you know…)

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
geez…that is a constant feeling these days…

Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Hard to say – haven’t thought much about it and can’t come up with one on the spur of the moment.

Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
see above…

What are you craving right now?
something hot because I’m freezing…oh – you were asking about FOOD…

What was the last thing you cried about?
Way too personal to answer here…

When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
tell the cashier to keep it…

What color is your tissue box?
I think it is yellow...

Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
there is one in my room, and you got me…there is dust on it…

What is the last voicemail you received about?
one of my friends going on about something or other

Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
coming out



What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
chicken quesadillas and a meximelt – mmmmmmmmmm!!

Have you ever had a garage sale?
GOD yes, I am the coordinator for the neighborhood yard sale in June – last year we had over 60 homes participate (I hate doing that damn yard sale)

When was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
numerous glasses of wine -- last night

Are you happy right now?
Moderately so

Who came over last?
to my house…my dad, I think…

Do you drink beer?
Please…you can look at me at tell I do…

Dark or light jeans?
both

What was the last movie you watched at home?
Further Tales of the City

What is in your pocket?
keys, wallet, and cellphone

Who introduced you to your boyfriend?
what boyfriend?

Where do you hurt?
my heart

What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I. Do. Not. Do. Wal-Mart… thank you very much.

When is your birthday?
Feb 13

What are you going to do after this?
go to lunch

What is your favorite dessert?
key lime pie, crème brulee, banana pudding, anything caramel

Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
nope

Is someone in love with you?
To my knowledge, sadly, no.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
I hope not.

Does someone like you right now?
I hope

Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
OH Pleeeenttttyyyy… (my job deals with crime)



Do you like the color green?
Green is my very favorite color…

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I hope...and I hope its good...