OK -- You people know how much I love these little questionnaires. This one comes courtesy of Java. Thanks, babe...


1. What is in the back seat of your car (truck) right now? Several ties that I took off that I have not bothered to take inside, a couple of books, and an umbrella.

2. When was the last time you threw up? Can't really remember when. It's been awhile. I don't get sick that often. However, I was sure I was going to Saturday night, despite the fact that my best friend was dubious and thought I was just wanting to meet a hot cowboy. BTW, I really did feel sick...

3. What’s your favorite curse word? FUCK is the best, but any derivative, like "fucktard" is always fun too.

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? I afraid that's not possible.

5. What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning? Driving to work

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Just walking inside the building at work.

7. Where were you born? Memphis, Tennessee

8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Not a regular one, but I have been to a gay bar that had male strippers, but technically not a strip club.



9. What is the last thing you said aloud? Sang Happy Birthday to a coworker.

10. What is the best ice cream flavor? That's a hard one. It's difficult to find a bad flavor. I like chocolate, rocky road, french vanilla, key lime, strawberry and probably anything else put in front of me.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee.

12. What are you wearing right now? Khaki pants, brown shirt and tie.

13. What was the last thing you ate? A bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Yummmmm.

14. Have you bought any new clothes this week? Of course -- I'm a gay man. Internet shopping, you know...

15. Where were you last? That's an odd question: Where were I last? I guess I was at home before I left for work...

16. What's the last sporting event you watched? Who won? Not really into sports, but I caught part of the LSU game last week in a bar. LSU won big time.

17. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message while blogging? Java. The person I thieved this meme from... :-)

18. Where do you live? Memphis, Tennessee

19. What song are you listening to? A commercial on the radio.

20. Do you tan? For the most part I don't go to the tanning bed, but I actually tan wonderfully. Fat looks so much better when tanned.

21. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Sometimes.

22. What did your last text message say? I do not text. I think texting, along with reality tv, is the downfall of western civilization.

23. Who's your best friend? I am blessed with two: Lisa and Marshall.

24. What are you doing tomorrow? Same thing as today. Going to work and then to work out.

25. Where is your mom right now? Teaching school here in Memphis.

26. Look to your right, what do you see? An empty cubicle, which really doesn't bother me since I am feeling pretty anti-social right now.

27. What do you think of when you think of where you live? Disappointment if anything. Memphis has such potential but it is run by a corrupt government that panders to and creates racial tension for the purpose of keeping the corrupt in power. Memphis is a beautiful, cultural, crime-ridden city that is wasting away before our eyes. We are only one step above New Orleans.

28. Ever ridden on a roller coaster? LOVE roller coasters!!! But I have this little heart problem and the doctors tell me to stay away from them. :-(

29. What is your birthstone? Amethyst

30. Do you go in at a fast-food place or just hit the drive through? Drive thru.

31. What is your favorite number? I like either 3 or 5.

32. Do you have a dog? GOD NO. I will have to tell you about Lisa's...

33. Last person you talked to on the phone? My mom.

34. Have you met anyone famous? Dolly Parton, Joan Collins, Linda Evans, Naomi Judd, Rosanne Cash, Dixie Carter, Paula Deen...there are some more, but I can't remember them...

35. Any plans today? Shit, I just hope to get thru the day.

36. How many states have you lived in? 2 -- Tennessee and Alabama.



37. Ever go to college? Best 7 and 1/2 years of my life. Undergraduate degree: Bachelor of Professional Studies, Legal Management and Organizational Communication. Masters: Criminal Justice. University of Memphis for both.

38. Where are you right now? Sitting at my desk.

39. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? People.

40. Are you struggling to forgive someone right now? Very much so.

41. Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin and idiots (not necessarily in that order).

42. Favorite pair of shoes? Pair of really funky cowboy boots that I recently bought.