Wednesday, April 23, 2008

True Confessions...


Yall know I love these things... especially when I can't come up with something of substance (mostly because nothing exciting has happened lately). Its filler, I know, but fun filler...

According to the instructions, I am NOT allowed to explain ANYTHING unless someone asks.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Taken a picture completely naked?
No

Made out with someone on your top 8?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
No

Told a lie?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yes

Been arrested?
No

Made out with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Seen someone die?
No

Slept in until 5pm?
No

Had sex at work?
No

Fallen asleep at work/school?
No

Held a snake?
Yes

Ran a red light?
Yes

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
No

Pole danced?
Yes



Been fired from a job?
No

Sang karaoke?
No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Yes

Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes

Kissed in the rain?
No

Sang in the shower?
Yes

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No

Ever gone out without underwear?
Yes

Sat on a roof top?
Yes

Played chicken?
No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No

Broken a bone?
No

Mooned/flashed someone?
No

Shaved your head?
No

Slept naked?
Yes

Played a prank on someone?
Yes

Had a gym membership?
Yes

Felt like killing someone?
Yes

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
No

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Yes

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
No

Been in a band?
No

Subscribed to Maxim?
No

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
No

Shot a gun?
Yes

Had sex today?
No

Played strip poker?
No

Tripped on mushrooms?
No

Donated Blood?
No

Video taped yourself having sex?
No



Eaten alligator meat? frogs legs?
Yes/No

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No

Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Yes

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